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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092086/
Three movie stars, mistaken for the heroes they portray, are lead to Mexico to protect townsfolk.
Maybe this was good in the context in which it was made, but god damn is it awful now.
See also Seven Samurai – (1954 movie)
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Entertainment > Movies >
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210819/
https://movies.disney.com/the-lone-ranger
A child with an allergy to peanuts hallucinates an indian statue as Tonto telling him a story with the Lone Ranger.
Johnny Depp has started taking terrible cornball roles, and this movie is a steaming pile of shit. His native-American character feels cringeworthingly blackface-esque. I can see how the occasional comedic bit can make a movie fun, but the entire spirit of this movie feels just a touch too serious for there to be the right comedy-adventure feeling like that in Pirates of the Caribbean꞉ The Curse of the Black Pearl – (2003 movie).
See Lone Ranger
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Entertainment > Movies >
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3460252/
was thehatefuleight.com
Some people with accents drive a carriage through the snow and talk a lot.
Oh god, this was supposed to be good? If it can’t get interesting in the first half an hour then why in the fuck should I continue watching?
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Entertainment > Movies >
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096487/
I don’t remember this fondly enough to watch it again.
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Entertainment > Movies >
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112851/
to be re-watched
Another shitty hollywood takeoff.
