PG-13 rated

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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl - (2003 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325980/
https://movies.disney.com/pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl

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  • properly titled Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl



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The Time Machine - (2002 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268695/

Ends before it begins. Not very good. =/



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Assassin's Creed - (2016 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2094766/
https://www.20thcenturystudios.com/movies/assassins-creed

A murderer is saved from death only to be used in an experiment to explore his ancestry.

It’s an awkward combination of slowness with action. I suspect it could have been quite good, as it has the elements for it.. but the writing is shit in enough significant places that it can’t recover. It has an abysmal resolution, making the whole experience regrettable.



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Terminator Salvation - (2009 movie) poster

Terminator Salvation
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438488/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/terminator-salvation

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Terminator Genisys - (2015 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1340138/

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Missing: Bulletproof shield
Missing: Bulletproof shield

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451279/
www.hbomax.com/wonder-woman-1984

A pretty princess turned-warrior leaves paradise to hunt the god of war during World War I.

It’s got a slow pace, good mood and is not your usual superhero flick. The pretty girl really makes this movie, even making up for the ugly male lead.



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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - (2017 movie) image

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/
https://movies.disney.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2

Lost in space, a member of a misfit band of space-mercenaries is found by his father.

Another boring semi-superhero movie. I expect this will be mildly entertaining for people who really liked the earlier one.

In an odd way, see also:



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Midnight in Paris - (2011 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1605783/
https://www.sonyclassics.com/midnightinparis/

A writer visiting contemporary Paris is repeatedly transported to 1920s Paris.

This has been described as a romantic comedy, but there is neither romance nor comedy to be found. It’s dry and drags its feet.



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Ghost in the Shell - (2017 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219827/
https://ghostintheshell.tumblr.com/

A special agent combat-cyborg pursues a cyber criminal who comes to have a special interest in her.

Although I like it, I suspect it’s because I like the original so much and I can’t be unbiased. I also think Scarlett is hot.

I became even more interested in seeing this movie in light of the incorrectly-supposed-whitewashing of the lead character. Antisocial injustice is actually pretty good at recommending things.