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Project Almanac - (2015 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2436386/
was welcometoyesterday.com
was projectalmanac.com
https://www.uphe.com/movies/yesterday

Highschool students discover prototype equipment and plans for a time machine, and become highschool students with a time machine; which is a bad idea.

A fantastic movie.



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Per Aspera Ad Astra - (1981 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126237/

I really don’t know what was going on. It’s so long and so awkward.

Terrible.



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The Prestige - (2006 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/

Formerly-partnered magicians become dangerous rivals.

Fair at best; incredibly obvious. It’s comes across as a period piece to me; I don’t find it even remotely intellectually stimulating.



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Sexmission - (1984 movie) image 2

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088083/

A hibernation experiment becomes a disaster that two men must both escape by taking advantage of it.

A fantastic movie that’s engaging all the way through.



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The Osiris Child꞉ Science Fiction Volume One - (2016 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4536768/

A dad leave his daughter on a half-terraformed world he learns even shittier than he already knew.

What a terrible dad in a terrible movie.

  • Trailer
  • Properly titled The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One
  • aka The Osiris Child

    • Because I doubt there will be another volume.
  • aka Origin Wars



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I Am a Hero - (2015 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3775202/
https://avex.jp/iamahero/
was toho.co.jp/movie/lineup/iamahero-movie.html/

A zombie apocalypse fells Japan and it’s up to an almost-NEET everyman to mostly save a couple of people.

A straightforward and largely unsurprising movie; fine for wasting some time.



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Daylight's End - (2016 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3007132/

Zombies ruin the world, and a lone gunman meets and helps survivors.

Plenty of action but there’s nothing interesting about the world or plot; fair at best.



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Prisoner X - (2016 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4206228/

Time traveling muslims have a chat with the CIA.

A pretty good movie in spite of it being so simple.



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