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Primer - (2004 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390384/

Some dudes build a machine that does stuff.

It’s interesting, but I wouldn’t really recommend it if you like movies that make sense.



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The Break Up Artist - (2009 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1266542/

A break-up service has financial troubles caused by love itself.

On a re-watch all this time later, it’s really cringe and difficult to watch. If you’re into this sort of bubblegum “romance” then it’s a definite recommended.



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_Dungeons.txt & Dragons

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2906216/
https://www.paramountmovies.com/movies/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves

A deadbeat dad decides resurrecting his dead wife is more important than raising his daughter.

Another low-effort, shitty, man-hating, adventure movie.


Mission꞉ Impossible - Ghost Protocol - (2011 movie) poster

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Nukes are bad, mmkay.

More meh.

  • Trailer
  • Properly titled Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol




  1. Mission꞉ Impossible – (1996 movie)
  2. Mission꞉ Impossible 2 – (2000 movie)
  3. Mission꞉ Impossible – Ghost Protocol – (2011 movie)

2023-05-03

Wow they really took their time between movies..

Mission꞉ Impossible 2 - (2000 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120755/

A reverse-documentary about covid where the good guys win.

Maybe in it’s time it was good, but I tuned out. I guess I’ll watch the rest of the series, but this comes off as forgettably-episodic. Recommended only for people who like the first one, and who would like a bubblegum version of the samey “safe” spy/crime movies.

  • Properly titled Mission: Impossible 2
  • stylized as M:I-2
  • Trailer



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Mission꞉ Impossible - (1996 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117060/

A CIA agent find himself embroiled in a hunt for a mole in the agency.

Pretty good; I can see why it was popular at the time.



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A.I. Artificial Intelligence - (2001 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212720/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/ai-artificial-intelligence

A corporation takes advantage of a grieving mother by using her to test a prototype robot in the guise of a little boy played by the actor from The Sixth Sense – (1999 movie) playing himself but in this movie.

Maybe in context it was special, but it’s pretty obvious and tedious, and the incredibly drawn-out and potentially multiple-endings fucking suck man. If you’re into robots, you should totally watch this.. once.

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  • 2023-04-28
  • I’ve seen this before, some time ago, at least once but possibly more than once.

2023-04-28

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    • The ruined world and dystopia are glossed over in just so much text.
  • 1:15 — Climate alarmism and the population lie.

    • The polar ice caps melting and the cities being drowned by the oceans, just like the 1988 predictions which totally came true.
  • 2:00 — Just like solar panels, robots need maintenance and are a horrible long-term solution.
  • 5:30 — This is exactly the right actor for exactly this presentation.
  • 6:15 — Oh, humans can love objects easily enough. Women fall in love with text.
  • 7:15 — Twenty months later.
  • 8:00 —

    • Robin Hood
    • Robin of Sherwood was a TV series.
    • Michael Morpurgo is in fact an author, but I see no reference of him writing “Robin of Sherwood”. He wrote Outlaw: The Story of Robin Hood in 2012 though, but recall that this movie was from 2001.
  • 11:15 — Maybe teach the robot to blink and not see dead people..
  • 11:45 — Did he really expect a woman to know what to do?
  • 13:30 — See also Humans – (2015 show)
  • 15:15 — Are you sure this isn’t a horror movie? Any believed mother would consider it..
  • 16:30 — The mug teleported out of her hand.
  • 18:30 — Yes, married couples don’t lock the bathroom door.
  • 20:45 — Putting that thing in her son’s room would absolutely not fly in this world. I guess in their dystopic future she’s been trained and damaged enough to act like this..
  • 21:30 — So I guess the kid is in suspended animation?
  • 25:30 — So are the roles reversed now? The woman becomes a mommy (since she can’t be a parent). So the toy is a surrogate. So just like I said, women can fall in love with text.
  • 34:45 — The Adventures of Pinocchio – (1883 book), by Carlo Collodi
  • 44:30 — Good thing there are men around, since all the women are doing nothing at all.
  • 54:30 — This is exactly the right actor for exactly this scene.
  • 1:08:00 — Oh my god, is that Chris Rock? Apparently that character’s name is “Peanut Butter”.
  • 1:13:00 — Time (magazine)
  • 1:13:45 — Why the fuck would people be standing so near that?
  • 1:14:00 — White elephant
  • 1:16:00 — A play on “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.” from John 8:7
  • 1:24:00 — So about getting those men hookers?
  • 1:26:30 — This is a parody of Albert Einstein.
  • 1:30:45 — That’s the voice of Robin Williams.
  • 1:31:00 — Manhattan
  • 1:46:30 —

    • Why would they all be made the same? People going outside would meet one another and see their clones.
    • Why would one of the robots move?
  • 1:47:30 — Aah yes, now I recall this stuff. This is ending #1; suicide.
  • 1:48:00 — So does he float? Are there currents? Are those mecha fishes?
  • 1:49:15 — Ending #2.
  • 1:50:00 — Ending #3.
  • 1:40:15 — Handy that it’s submersible, and that he can now pilot it. It would have been cool if it leaked, given that he doesn’t need to breathe. That would be a commentary on how this thing isn’t designed for this.
  • 1:53:00 — Ending #4; trap him and fade to black.
  • 1:54:00 — “Please make me a real actor.”
  • 1:55:30 — Ending #5; he fades away.
  • 2:06:15 — Teddy has pockets for some reason. Ending #6; just fade to black.
  • 2:07:15 — So.. what are the ethics here? Are they making an automaton? How will they make her act correctly? Is it all based on his memories of her? Eww.

2:09:30 — Given that they have many cells, I suppose they could keep some individuals alive for a thousand years of single days. Or just keep people awake for forever.

  • 2:09:45 — This is some bullshit..
  • 2:11:45 — Oh my god make this movie stop.
  • 2:12:45 — The hair had the memories up until the point it was cut, therefore she is horrified by him.
  • 2:13:15 — I’m still confused as to how the robot cries but can’t drink.
  • 2:14:15 — So she’s dumb and can’t remember anything else? Oh, she’s artificial..
  • 2:16:00 — Seven candles.
  • 2:17:00 — I guess the aliens/future robots are marionetting her.
  • 2:18:00 — But Teddy was immortal and basic human philosophies compelled him to take over the alien race and start a civil war leading to their extinction THE END.

You know what, this was a tedious movie with nothing unique to it. Maybe in it’s time I liked it, but that punchable kid and the multiple long-winded endings spoiled it.

The Signal (2014) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2910814/
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Going on a road trip to move one of them, three college students take a detour to track down a hacker that almost framed the other two.

Great pace, tone and overall “feel”. Suspenseful, interesting and intriguing. I feel as though this movie doesn’t dumb itself down for its audience, because there really isn’t any opportunity for it to make a choice either way.

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65 - (2023 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12261776/
https://www.65.movie/

A man flies a spaceship to earn the money to save his daughter, but an accident strands him .. back in time somehow? I don’t get it, and after an hour the movie doesn’t explain it either.

This plays like a formulaic PG-13 movie; not recommended.

  • Trailer
  • Not particularly a time travel movie, it just happens in the past for some reason.



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Survivor - (2015 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3247714/
http://survivormovie.com/

A top-of-her-class security agent bumbles around while under suspicion of doing her job.

I mean.. it’s a movie I guess; it’s really not anything.



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