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Samaritan - (2022 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5500218/
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5M7YXZB

Years ago, a city was shaken by two super-brothers having a super-spat, but their legend lives on in a gang whose leader wants to continue the fight.

It’s not particularly superhero and doesn’t really establish any sort of franchise. It’s not bad, and it’s not great; it’s just fine. It’s vanilla, and sometimes that’s just what you want.

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  • A single woman gets hurt on-screen and a single woman dies off-screen; equality!



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The Batman - (2022 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1877830/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/the-batman
https://www.thebatman.com/

Stuff and a guy does things and there’s a guy who likes riddles for some reason.

Nothing is explained. This is about as interesting as it’s color scheme.



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Black Adam - (2022 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6443346/
https://www.dc.com/blackadam

Some idiots go grave robbing to protect a thing, leading bad guys there to steal the thing, then a worse guy shows up, then assholes some fight instead of talk, and there is some dialog throughout and with all the action and dead men, no women are even hurt; equality!

Meh. Big fucking meh with a weak script, acting, story.. everything is just weak.


Wonder Woman 1984 - (2020 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7126948/
https://www.wonderwomanfilm.com/

The gods are real and deposited horrifying trinkets, one of which falls into the hands of a ne’er-do-well who abuses it to the great misfortune of everyone.

God damn Gal Gadot is beautiful. Also there is a movie which isn’t half bad.

  • aka WW84



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Babylon A.D. - (2008 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364970/

A ruined future world has a mercenary hired to smuggle and protect a person of interest. I guess.

It’s merely okay because it suddenly pivots into some fantasy nonsense. If it immediately established things, or if it eased into it, then it would have been far better. It’s perfectly watchable, but not particularly recommended.



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The Day the Earth Stood Still - (2008 movie) poster

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http://www.foxmovies.com/movies/the-day-the-earth-stood-still
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970416/

Aliens return to Earth to save it.

Great pacing and straightforward plot. Features Keanu Reeves as himself.



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Big Trouble in Little China (1986) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/

A man’s fiancĂ© is kidnapped, and he and his friend move to rescue her from what turns out to be ancient Chinese mystical forces.

A phenomenal movie. Fun and interesting. The acting is great, the story is great, the setting is great. I easily consider this mandatory viewing, and I think it holds up even after all these years.



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Yesterday - (2019 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079248/

In a global event, a failed hobby singer-songwriter is shifted into another universe where The Beatles are unknown, and he steps into their role.

Messy and awkward in places, and definitely not written as a proper romance. Vaguely-recommended for people who want to see one perspective on the alternate reality theme.



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