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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242798/
An accidental filmographer gets tangled in on an alien visitation which appears to have been ongoing.
It’s quite nice (but not great) for some time, but it’s ending is a huge flop. Hell, it keeps going and shifts into some sort of Disney style..
 Luke's character is on the poster but not in the movie
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-viii-the-last-jedi
A fan edit of Star Wars – The Last Jedi – (2017 movie). It’s actually quite good, though its ending is incomplete.
Supergirl is super, and something about the last of the fleet that isn’t the last, and shit characters and shit writing.
The earlier movies are mandatory for this. If you thought the earlier movies were shit, then this is the nail in the coffin. Just let the franchise die.
Properly titled Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/
https://www.lucasfilm.com/productions/episode-ii/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-ii-attack-of-the-clones
possibly coming later
Don’t watch this, see Star Wars II.I – Attack of the Phantom – (2001 movie) instead. Even at a lower quality it’s.. well it’s better I guess.
Make sure you have Star Wars – Episode III – Revenge of the Sith – (2005 movie) lined up to watch immediately after.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/
https://www.lucasfilm.com/productions/episode-iii/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-iii-revenge-of-the-sith
War brews in the galaxy, forcing a republic to twist its laws to go to war.
Oh god, what a disappointment.
Properly titled Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/
https://starwarsfans.fandom.com/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit
(website, archive)
An assassination attempt on a senator gets her two superpowered-bodyguards, one of whom has the hots for her and whose investigation leads to a mystery that has remained shrouded for ten years.
While nowhere near as good as Star Wars Episode I.II – The Phantom Edit – (2000 movie) is compared to its source, Attack of the Phantom is an adequate watch and certainly head and shoulders above its source. Unfortunately this movie also requires Star Wars – Episode III – Revenge of the Sith – (2005 movie) be watched immediately afterwards, and since there was never a phantom edit made of that I don’t know if I can recommend this.
It’s flagged as disliked, but I don’t feel that I wasted my time watching it. I just feel let down by the ending.
This is a fan edit of Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527338/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-ix-the-rise-of-skywalker
Supergirl supers superly.
Oh my god this is trash from every angle. Bad writing, bad acting, bad .. just bad everything everywhere always. It has no high points. Disney can suck a dick.
AKA Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6565702/
https://www.20thcenturystudios.com/movies/dark-phoenix
Some sort of school for not-superheroes is heroic, but one of them becomes less heroic, requiring HERoism.
Bland.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4154796/
https://www.marvel.com/movies/avengers-endgame
An unlikely time-traveler reappears to help defeat a warlord who had unmade half the population of Earth five years ago.
Meh.
Followed by The Falcon and the Winter Soldier – (2021 show)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4154664/
https://www.marvel.com/movies/captain-marvel
Something about alien technology being invented on Earth for some reason, and when an engine is shot it somehow makes a SuPerHERo, and something about the tesseract which I think was the invention but isn’t it a power stone?
It’s awesome. It must be awesome, because anyone who doesn’t think it’s awesome hates women. So I’m told. No really, all the movie people and reviewers and media all say that. Well ahead of time. As if they knew it wouldn’t be a good movie ahead of time and wanted an excuse for all the “troll reviews”.
aka Captainelle Marvelette, the SuPerHERo flim.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929629/
https://mgm.com/movies/stargate-continuum
On the capture of his last surviving clone, an evil alien enacts a time-editing plan to defeat his human enemies.
It’s basically a long episode. As such, it would be impossible to appreciate without having watched much of the series.
Note: I don’t know that I would put it here in this the viewing order.
