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Spawn - (1997 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120177/

A veteran mercenary is double-crossed and finds himself blacklisted into becoming a general in hell’s army.

This is a very high low-budget movie. It’s over-the-top, corny but only almost-fun. Some of the effects are amazing, but some are so damned bad I can’t imagine how they thought this could be anything more than a middling success. From a writing perspective, it’s not bad moment-to-moment, but the overall plot is a bit stupid.

This has nothing going for it but the incredible acting of a clown.


Before Midnight - (2013 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2209418/
https://www.sonyclassics.com/beforemidnight/

Our main characters didn’t use a condom and stayed together.

I think it’s shaky and unrealistic, but it’s a nice walk-and-talk with great acting.



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Before Sunset - (2004 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381681/

Two strangers are reunited nine years after their one night of romance, for only an afternoon.

Phenomenal, but make sure you watch this whole series.



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Lifeforce - (1985 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089489/

Astronauts discover a structure in space and decide bring bits back which turn out to be hot girly bits.

Nice!



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Austin Powers꞉ International Man of Mystery - (1997 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/

A bad guy is unfrozen after 30 years and his superspy nemesis is thawed to go after him.

This wasn’t even remotely funny. What the fuck was anyone going on about?



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Before Sunrise - (1995 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/

Two people meet on a train, then spend the day and evening together falling in love.

Patient and thoughtful; highly recommended.

  • Trailer
  • Inappropriately-rated; while it has some sexuality, it’s definitely

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Zombieland꞉ Double Tap - (2019 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560220/
was zombieland.com

Some people struggle-ish to survive through a zombie apocalypse.

It’s a movie. It doesn’t have a lot of brains, but it’s somewhat funny at times.



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Stargate Origins꞉ Catherine poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7161862/
(YouTube playlist)
https://www.stargatecommand.co/

A handful of Nazi scientists have toiled in secret to find and use a ring kept by some Americans in Egypt which they believe leads to an advanced civilization.

A rehash of other ideas done in a somewhat more amateur way, with a cheap ending as a prequel to either the original movie or series. Interesting to watch if you’re a fan of the franchise but absolutely skippable if you’re not.



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