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was stxfilms.com/valerian/
Something about a powerful thing that was taken, and a conspiracy. I guess.
Terrible. Simply terrible. A bad setup to the universe, a whole lot of shit pulled out of thin air.. generally bad writing and a bad mood. Bad pacing. Everything about it is terrible. Do not watch.
Abandoned: The company seems to have disowned this movie.
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 This poster is more exciting than its movie
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A stupid and deaf guy does stupid things while being deaf.
This was listed as a thriller and isn’t even remotely thrilling. It is slow and depressing throughout. I got well past an hour without being thrilled.
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In the far future, the scarcity of water prompts pirates to steal ice, but they are swept up into a rebellion.
Swashbuckling-and-blasters, this movie is cheezy without being funny. I think it has some cult following merely because there wasn’t much of interest back then, and this style of movie was popular for reasons outside of quality entertainment. This is like some sort of movie version of shitposting.
Absolutely not recommended, as it doesn’t tick any boxes outside of nostalgia.
 Why is it called this? Who knowsǃ
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4159076/
Some people wake up with no memories, alone on board a ship. Blah blah mysteries and stuff.
It gets the basics right, but it ends up being shit in all the important places. The writing and tone of the show is terrible. I couldn’t get past two episodes before being disgusted. A show ought to hook me in the pilot, but this didn’t have one.. and it shows.
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A man is kidnapped and held for reasons he’s never told, only to be let out to be confused alongside this movie’s viewers.
I want to like this, I really do, but it makes no damned sense.
Remade into Oldboy – (2013 movie)
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The telling of the story of one Roman soldier’s struggle for survival at the far front lines.
An excellent movie on all fronts. Highly recommended for fans of this genre.
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https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/edge-tomorrow
A man is conscripted into the military and alien goo forces him into a suicidal time loop.
A watchable waste of time.
Based on All You Need Is Kill – (2004 book), by Hiroshi Sakurazaka
