• 4:00 — I do recognize that actor.. from somewhere.
• 6:00 — Well that immediately escalates this show into an adult rating.
• 8:30 — ‘Big Brother” is a reference to Nineteen Eighty-Four – (1949 book), by George Orwell
• 8:45 — See also The Last Starfighter – (1984 movie)
• 12:00 — This montage is just ridiculous.

• 14:00 —

  • Harvard
  • MIT
• 18:00 — I fucking hope they’re not going to constantly flash back in time.
• 21:45 — EMU
• 35:30 — The dude that has his orders has his orders, and some civilian can’t out-order him.
• 46:45 — I recognize that actor.
• 47:15 — “Google Spaceship” is a reference to Google Maps.
• 50:15 — Why are they even using their flashlights if they were told to not do so?
• 51:15 — Opening bulkhead doors seems bad.
• 59:30 — Kino is from the Russian “кино” meaning “a movie”.

• 1:01:15 —

  • San Diego – United States
  • Seattle – United States
• 1:03:30 — I wish they hired a pretty actor.
• 1:07:30 — Idiot on the other side of that door.
• 1:08:30 — Use the pencil-eating goo to stick a pencil up, and then a drone to push the button down.
• 1:30:45 — How does she know how to read Ancient?

• 1:33:00 — How high can the Kino fly?

  • 1:35:00 — Yeah, that.
• 1:39:30 — Don’t get up?
• 1:39:45 — So now they have access to a proper doctor and various specialists from Earth.

• 1:42:30 —

  • Statue of Liberty
  • He references Planet of the Apes – (1968 movie)
• 1:43:15 — How fucking lost are they already?
• 1:57:00 — How would he know to “feed” it?
• 1:57:45 — Probably either of Captain Marvel (DC Comics) or Captain Marvel (Marvel Comics).
• 2:01:00 — That was an odd “sand” formation.. it looked more like rock.
• 2:02:00 — Priesthood in the Catholic Church
• 2:02:00 — Syncope
• 2:11:15 — One minute isn’t enough time.
• 2:12:15 — Or he could walk through before sticking his arm through.
• 2:13:30 — Where did all that water come from?

• 2:16:15 — Oh god this is so forced and bad.

This gives an overall poor impression on the show.

• 6:15 — I wonder if the other shuttles have power. I had already been wondering if they had working life support.

• 11:30 — He has a sunburn-patch across his face.

  • Oh, I would later notice that they’re keeping the sunburn.

• 14:30 — Holy shit she’s got a rack.

  • I would later look her up, and even find her nudes, and I’m convinced that this show padded her shirt.

• 17:30 —

  • Astrophysicist
  • Mozart
  • Salieri
  • Schubert
  • Elgar
• 19:15 — Big strong man will save me.
• 23:00 — Shuttles. Called it.
• 26:45 — I’m bored as fuck.
• 32:00 — Oh, I recognize her from Stargate Atlantis – (2004 show).

• 34:00 —

  • Caffeine
  • Nicotine

• 38:00 — Like I said, nice rack.

  • At least the show admits why she got hired.

• 40:00 — So about those shields..

Is this show going to be full of these cliffhangers?

• 8:00 — Fuck off with the time travel.
• 10:30 — I don’t understand. Wasn’t he fucking that busty chick? So he has deep emotional connections within a few days with this other one?
• 13:00 — Goldilocks zone

• 30:00 — Does it use the sun to recharge?

  • 32:45 — .. called it.
• 36:45 — Why isn’t the Destiny doing the same gravity slingshot to speed up? Then they could meet up like that.
• 39:45 — .. and they damaged the airlock and can’t disembark.
• 41:00 — Can’t they use their Stargate now?

• 3:45 — Did they drop out of FTL.

  • 4:00 — .. oh.
• 4:30 — Star Wars – Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back – (1980 movie)

• 6:00 — No, don’t take the two ranking officers.

  • Also no, don’t take the wounded commander. To haul ice.
• 8:30 — Ammonia
• 9:00 — How could there possibly be any liquid or solid fresh water on a planet with that atmosphere, when there’s not even any warmth above freezing point?
• 9:15 — Does it cost power to keep the gate open, or is it the opening connection itself which draws a lot of power?
• 10:00 — They should have ropes attached to the flying-sled.
• 13:45 — Thermal vents could warm things.
• 15:45 — Bullets bounce.
• 18:15 — Why would he think to shoot that?
• 19:15 — Why would they keep reconnecting and keeping a connection open?

• 26:45 —

  • Drop a cutting torch down for him to break up the ice around him.
    — 28:45 — Called it.
  • Drop the ice from the sled and use that to help pull.
• 28:45 — Why would two people matter down there?
• 36:00 — Good thing the commander was never seriously injured and can pull a man up with a rope.
• 40:00 — I don’t understand. The gate used to be two-way.

• 8:45 — I recognize that actor, she was an awful actor in Terminator Genisys – (2015 movie)
• 13:00 — Star Trek – (1966 show)[doesn’t exist]
• 13:30 — Phillip Fry is a character in Futurama – (1999 show)
• 15:30 — Schnitzel

• 21:45 — Janelle Monáe

  • I had to turn subtitles on to comprehend that.
  • 23:45 — Whatever.
• 31:30 — Friendzoooooooned.
• 33:00 — Wow, that’s a lot of gunfire.
• 33:30 — Why aren’t they using the stargate to drain power?
• 42:30 — Personally I’d never allow that guy near my wife again.

• 1:00 — Welcome to the Jungle – (1987 song), by Guns N’ Roses
• 2:00 — Did they get more water?
• 6:30 — Bacterial meningitis

• 8:00 — .. desert island movies?

  • Hackers – (1995 movie)
  • The Matrix – (1999 movie)
  • Old School – (2003 movie)
  • Star Wars – (1977 movie)
  • Good Will Hunting – (1997 movie)
• 27:00 — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid – (1969 movie)
• 32:00 — Back to the Future – (1985 movie)
• 34:30 — Do they have a plan to capture one?
• 36:45 — Friendzoooooooned. Cucked.

• 38:30 — Man, if only they had access to some sort of body of experts. Like some way to physically bring them there. Or maybe transfer consciousnesses across the universe.

  • That way they could have microbiologists, doctors, and whatever.

Seriously, fucking cliffhangers every episode?

• 3:15 — Called it.

• 6:30 — Man, if only they had access to some sort of body of experts. Like some way to physically bring them there. Or maybe transfer consciousnesses across the universe.

  • That way they could have a psychologist.
• 7:30 — Hydroponics
• 7:45 — He’s looking great for someone who was shot.
• 8:15 — “Dogs and cats living together” is from Ghostbusters – (1984 movie)
• 17:00 — Oh god, predictable from the first mention and boring as fuck. Will we get a couple of more units of diversity?
• 18:45 — Yeah, this is some other sort of show trumped up to destroy the Stargate universe and end it.
• 22:30 — Desert Storm
• 24:00 — I just realized that fucking, kissing or even touching while in someone else’s body is in the rapeidy rape-rape spectrum of rapeosity.

• 1:15 — Sweet potato
• 8:00 — So about that previous episode where everyone died.. was that resolved?

• 10:30 — I smell a frame. Everyone’s door is unlocked.

  • 11:45 — Duh.
• 14:45 — A prosecutor who has immediate benefits shouldn’t be allowed to participate.

• 15:00 — Man, if only they had access to some sort of body of experts. Like some way to physically bring them there. Or maybe transfer consciousnesses across the universe.

  • That way they could have a judge and lawyers.

• 31:30 — iMovie

  • .. which is particularly funny, seeing as he’s using a Windows laptop.
• 39:30 — Is there going to be a lot of fucking countdowns.

• 5:00 — Man are her tits entirely on purpose.
• 10:45 — Tofurky
• 11:00 — Wait, who is she? Oh, I guess now that the dude is gone there is a budget for another talker.
• 13:45 — Saying there is zero chance is rather odd. Maybe he should be saying one-in-one.
• 18:30 — Good thing the enemy ship doesn’t have guns.
• 19:45 — Just how stupid is she, to stand underneath their porthole..

• 39:00 —

  • Gin
  • Rubbing alcohol

• 3:00 — I’m never getting over how much of a dog that guy is..
• 7:00 — If only they had more than one kino so they could examine the outside of the ship quicker..
• 33:45 — They can jump to FTL and have several days..
• 36:15 — Well apparently they did cure themselves with the alien venom.. I guess I stopped paying attention to that episode.
• 42:00 — He couldn’t have dragged the guy back, he had to be left behind.

• 1:30 — Oh, she can put her hair down.
• 5:30 — Yellow dwarf
• 7:00 — Teetori(?) phase
• 9:45 — Olympic Peninsula – (United States)
• 11:30 — Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – (1982 movie)
• 13:00 — Close Encounters of the Third Kind[doesn’t exist] – (1977 movie)

• 13:30 —

  • salicylate
  • Aspirin
• 15:00 — Is she pregnant?
• 20:45 — Yeah, so tell me about how god takes away a helping hand with bad luck..
• 22:45 — Good thing the Ancients made nice leather couches.
• 25:00 — Yeah, called it. Pregnant.
• 25:45 — Morning sickness
• 28:15 — I thought they had a month to be down there..

• 29:00 —

  • Citrus fruit
  • Beans
  • Sweet potatoes

• 30:00 — Yeah, good luck surviving winter.

  • 31:15 — Called it.
• 42:15 — She was willing to totally disregard the father, as though the child was entirely her property; a toy which doesn’t need a parent. Casual misandry.
• 7:00 — Icarus
• 9:00 — Lucid dreaming

• 11:30 —

• 3:15 —

  • Shore’s algorithm appears to be fictional.
  • See Algorithm characterizations
  • RSA
• 4:15 — Oncology
• 11:30 — Friendzoooooooned.
• 14:30 — The Stargate is his exit from lucidity.
• 26:45 — Fuck man, that kid is just another Rodney from Stargate Atlantis – (2004 show).
• 29:00 — I still think he named the ship Destiny, and that it’s not actually designated that.

• 30:45 —

  • Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything (42)
  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – (1979 book), by Douglas Adams

• 31:30 —

  • 23 enigma
  • Confirmation bias
  • This sort of thing is also used in a movie or two, which I’ve seen but cannot specifically recall.

• 32:45 — They could find another way to collapse the ceiling more fully so they could climb out.

  • Let’s say they find some sort of pit or well down there, then knocking the ceiling down such that the material can fully fall down without being in the way, and then climb up.

• 41:15 —

  • Chromosome
  • DNA
  • Genome – Human genome

• 7:15 — Fine idea to gamble use of the stargates, but they have no way to power one. I guess in this series all they need is his little universal toy.
• 13:15 — Has it been less than one day since they’re dialing another gate?
• 17:30 — Though risky, they could look for sinkholes from the surface.

• 21:00 — If only he had some way to make noise. Some loud way. A sudden outburst of noise. Some shot that can be heard from a great distance.

  • .. like a gun.
• 25:45 — Both teams ought to be dropping little inuksuks to indicate where they’ve been and where they’ve gone.

• 30:15 —

  • First, the kino flies. Why can’t it return?
  • Second, they could retrace their steps and go any way they wanted.
• 32:45 — They have no sand on them.
• 33:00 — Vermont – United States
• 38:45 — So if that console somehow magically knows when destiny will leave the galaxy, then wouldn’t all the bad guys know?

• 5:30 — Okay, now are they bringing random people on board now?

  • 6:30 — Holy shit, they’re doing it. They actually have access to some sort of body of experts. Like some way to physically bring them there. Or maybe transfer consciousnesses across the universe.
  • That way they have a specialist.
• 8:15 — So about that “strict” rationing..

• 9:30 — Sexual assault.

  • Also, that means that the wheelchair-girl is technically a virgin, so..
• 10:30 — You know, I’ve been thinking that if they turned off the engines they could turn around and turn back.

• 14:00 — What’s that, a safe space for women and only women? I guess the men’s book cl– oh they’re not allowed to have that, since it would be sexist.

  • 14:15 — And yeah, the “sneaky fuckers” who totally love the womenz ^[ 1 ] “Sneaky fucker” is an actual term that’s been purged from Wikipedia for lacking ideological purity.
• 17:30 — Maybe “Math Boy” should take his fucking ear buds out when he’s listening to someone.
• 19:15 — So technically they shouldn’t repair the damaged drive with the robot until they use the robot to fix anything else that’s possible. That way they can get into better shape before jumping, so they’re in better shape for the next galaxy.
• 21:30 — I like how he was lined up as a bad guy there, with no recognition of his own paternal instinct.
• 26:00 — “There and back again” is the other title to The Hobbit – (1937 book), by J.R.R. Tolkien
• 26:30 — Instead of his leave, Rush could request someone else give up theirs so he can bring her there again.

• 31:45 — Someone really gave some thought for that arrangement of people, that wide-shot, and that angle. I mean, that angle is really needed to give her justice. Putting her arms behind her back; wow. Just wow.

  • This show didn’t need to do this to me to have me watch it. I can imagine if it were totally new and without an established cannon it would need dirty tricks, but.. I mean this is completely overkill.
• 33:00 — But they have phones.. I guess they have to send a car to pick her up anyway.. but they can sever the connection from the other end anyway. She doesn’t need to be driven back immediately.

• 1:45 — Holy shit, what a fucking dog.
• 2:45 — He’s dead, but she was scurred; listen and baleve.

• 15:45 — It turns out I don’t actually know what “OA team” means. At best I can find order of appearance. I can’t find a proper reference.

  • Oh, it means Away team, from Star Trek – (1966 show)[doesn’t exist].

• 36:45 —

  • Limbic system
  • Guilt
  • Claustrophobia
• 41:45 — So it took them.. how long for them to travel across the void between galaxies?

• 7:30 — He should have immediately knocked the stone off.
• 9:00 — Baby shower
• 11:30 — Old Man’s War – (2006 book), by John Scalzi

• 19:00 —

  • If only they had some sort of gun. Like a gun from orbit.
  • If only they could make a call and sever the connection.
• 35:15 — Do explain why there are always drones flying around spying on people..
• 38:30 — How come the two uniforms have differently-angled pockets?

• 1:45 — The captain doesn’t doesn’t technically control the civilian scientist in that manner.
• 4:30 — First, they can turn their stargate off. Second, they have some time whenever their gate is connected. Third, they could just solve the problem with some knives at the entrance after it connects.
• 13:45 — They should have already somewhat-vented the atmosphere in the room to thin it out and make them pretty useless.
• 18:30 — Shouldn’t the Lucien Alliance be using Gould technology?
• 19:30 — He’s got fucking man-boobs.
• 32:30 — He didn’t say his authorization code to speak to the general.
• 35:00 — Telford has a code?
• 38:45 — World of Warcraft
• 40:00 — Friendzoooooooned.

• 2:30 — Hey, wouldn’t the Lucian Alliance be using Zat stun-guns?
• 6:00 — Concussion

• 11:30 —

  • Binary pulsar
  • White dwarf
  • Neutron star
• 20:00 — Friendzoooooooned.
• 20:15 — Facebook
• 23:30 — Friendzoooooooned.^[ 2 ] Friendzoooooooned.

• 38:30 — I had been thinking of their need to find an alternate way in, since that original exit is in enemy hands.

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Continues with Stargate Universe – season 2 notes