Servants of the emperor wage war with ancient gods to dominate the land for iron, forcing innocents into the crossfire, but a prince of a lost tribe adventures to save himself and the land from the resulting curse.
Throughout the movie, there are men used as comedic relief and women as brave and smart.
The misbehaving millionaire son of a lost father learns that his disappearance was in a digital world he authored but was trapped in after a coup from its inhabitants.
The uncanny valley of the main baddy / young version of the main character is terrible. What would have been amazing is if the effect were really really improved for the “true” version of the character, but kept uncanny for his copy, Clu.
However, the soundtrack, hell the audio, and the sheer scale of the movie is astonishing. I know others don’t find this movie appealing, but I love it so damned much. I love it beyond the nostalgia of the original, but as an entirely separate movie.
1:20:15 — But if he beats CLU there, how would he get out without his disk?
1:28:45 — I’m still confused as to how getting out would help anything. Enough time would pass in-grid that he’d also get out at roughly the same time.
1:52:00 — Where did she get that grappling hook from? Where did she get that sword from?
1:55:15 — Yep, a whole city can fit on a portable drive.
1:57:30 — I’ll take her, to go. And by “take her”, I mean take her. It turns out the actor isn’t all that hot, but holy shit does that character tug at my heart.