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the-expanse-2015-image

Entertainment > Television >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3230854/
https://www.syfy.com/the-expanse

Tensions between the three factions in our solar system rise with an known party’s military science efforts.

Describing this one is pretty damned hard. Quite a good series, although the lead actor is just a little too young to be properly-believable. They all are, but I guess that was the target market.


the-bourne-supremacy-2004-poster

Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372183/

A brainwashed CIA assassin who tried to retire-hide in India with his commonlaw-wife gets pulled into a mystery and stuff when she is killed in an attempt to frame him.

More of the same. Forgettable. It’s not worth continuing this series.



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the-bourne-identity-2002-poster

Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258463/

A man is fished from the sea and has no memory. He is on the run, but he can use a gun, and a little martial arts like Bruce Lee.

Long and drawn out, with a plot that doesn’t even remotely begin to make any sense whatsoever until the movie is basically over.

Brings nothing to the table. I think this was successful not because it’s any good but because it was shown during a drought of movies in this genre-ballpark.

See also:

  • .. I can’t remember



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Symphony logo

Entertainment > Games >

(on Wikipedia)
was symphonygame.com

A top-down shooter game which uses music to generate levels.

Absolutely fantastic! HOWEVER progress is not auto-saved! Who the fuck makes a game where you can abandon everything you’ve played just by pressing a button too many times?!

  • Abandoned; the website is gone.



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Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238463/

A man travels back in time to save the husband of the woman he grew up idolizing.

Not a terrible movie, but it really breaks down into a confusing mess past the half-way mark. It does make up for things near the end though, which is a good recovery. So for a direct-to-video movie, it does pretty good for itself.



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Star Trek Beyond (2016) poster

Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
(trailer)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2660888/
https://www.facebook.com/startrekmovie/

Another alien race is whipped up, with another genocidal personality wielding another universe-threatening super weapon, and The Enterprise and her crew are once again the only thing standing in the way.

God, yet another of the same old shit. If you liked the other, you’ll like this.



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Not to be confused with The Suicide Squad – (2021 movie). Somehow.

Suicide Squad (2016) poster

Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386697/
http://www.suicidesquad.com/

Some bad mutants superhumans are assembled to fight others.

Basically forgettable except for Harley. Has bunches of characters nobody has heard of or cares about.