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https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace
https://www.lucasfilm.com/productions/episode-1/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/
Do not watch this! Instead watch the fan edit Star Wars Episode I.II – The Phantom Edit – (2000 movie). Even at its much lower quality it’s head and shoulders above this movie.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3748528/
https://www.starwars.com/films/rogue-one
Something something father something reactor something plans to the death star something hope.
A pretty terrible episode. I’m not going to bother watching another of these..
AKA Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, because fuck sensible naming.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens
Random people go on a merry adventure looking for Luke.
DO NOT WATCH Not just because it takes a steaming dump overtop of the already steaming dumpyness of the prequels, but because it’s badly written and unresolved. Go and watch The Matrix Reloaded – (2003 movie) instead. That piece of shit somehow has less issues.
Followed by Rogue One – (2015 movie)
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020990/
A standard Robot Chicken, but with various skits parodying the Star Wars franchise.
Have a half hour to waste? Give this a shot, but if you don’t like it within the first few minutes go do something better; Robot Chicken is hit-and-miss.
Continues with Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III
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Entertainment > Games >
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https://www.swtor.com/
Yet another MMO, but this one is set in the Star Wars universe. Because light sabres, yo.
Conclusion: Amateur night.
This would have been great in the late nineties. Right now, the voiceovers are fantastic but the quest interactive cutscenes are ugly. The choices are sometimes vague and unforgiving. There is spectacular effort with all the rendered videos, but that just took away from resources for the game itself.
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Entertainment > Movies >
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/
https://www.lucasfilm.com/productions/episode-iv/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope
Rebels struggle against an imperial dictatorship, searching out superheroes for aid.
A fine movie with immeasurable impact on its industry and viewers.
Renamed to Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope
See also:
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Entertainment > Games >
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https://www.mobygames.com/game/17131/lego-star-wars-the-video-game/
Good fun with childish gameplay. No real dying.. could be challenging for good players, if they took it seriously. Would be great multiplayer (which I haven’t tried). Spoiled by an entirely impossible area.. so you cannot proceed.
It has a lot of other problems and I mark this one as “entirely unplayable”.
Properly titled Lego Star Wars: The Video Game
