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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – (2016 movie)

2016-11-27
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3183660/
https://www.fantasticbeasts.com/

A British wizard travels to New York City, but his case full of endangered magical creatures causes trouble in a city that already has its own creature problem.

Weak characters, a shit plot with lots of filler and generally unlikeable. Especially bad in light of the earlier movies set in this universe. God that main character is fucking terrible to watch.

I will forever misremember this title as Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. No fantastic breasts were found in this movie.

Avoid, especially if you like the Harry Potter series!



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The Mortal Instruments – City of Bones – (2013 movie)

2016-11-17
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1538403/

A girl learns she has magic powers and stuff when a bad guy and his henchmen who all like demons hunt her down for a thing she has.

A superhero-girl-witch movie. Adorable and stuff. Recommended for girls who are fans of this adorable trope genre.



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Doctor Strange – (2016 movie)

2016-11-15
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1211837/

A distracted surgeon crashes his car and is left with ruined hands, but he’s brought into a magic order who defend the planet and universe and stuff.

A decent movie, although fluffy and of narrow scope.


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Hellboy – (2004 movie)

2016-10-18
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167190/
(home page)
(home page, archive)

Rescued from an unknown realm, a demon, raised as a monster-hunting government agent, faces his destiny and the destruction of the world.

A rather good movie, because it features a relatable and mortal character. The time of its release was not saturated with this genre, so it was gave a strong impression. Even re-watching it was entertaining. I think this will hold up very well over time.



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Return of the Ghostbusters – (2007 movie)

2016-09-19
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230164/
was returnoftheghostbusters.com

An archaeologist seeks an ancient Egyptian amulet to gain godlike powers.

A great fan film. I wish I had a better source than the 240p on YouTube, but I didn’t actually look around at all.



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The Bourne Supremacy – (2004 movie)

2016-09-15
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372183/

A brainwashed CIA assassin who tried to retire-hide in India with his commonlaw-wife gets pulled into a mystery and stuff when she is killed in an attempt to frame him.

More of the same. Forgettable. It’s not worth continuing this series.



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The Bourne Identity – (2002 movie)

2016-09-15
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258463/

A man is fished from the sea and has no memory. He is on the run, but he can use a gun, and a little martial arts like Bruce Lee.

Long and drawn out, with a plot that doesn’t even remotely begin to make any sense whatsoever until the movie is basically over.

Brings nothing to the table. I think this was successful not because it’s any good but because it was shown during a drought of movies in this genre-ballpark.

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Star Trek Beyond – (2016 movie)

2016-08-16
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(trailer)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2660888/
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Another alien race is whipped up, with another genocidal personality wielding another universe-threatening super weapon, and The Enterprise and her crew are once again the only thing standing in the way.

God, yet another of the same old shit. If you liked the other, you’ll like this.



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Suicide Squad – (2016 movie)

2016-08-16
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Not to be confused with The Suicide Squad – (2021 movie). Somehow.

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386697/
http://www.suicidesquad.com/

Some bad mutants superhumans are assembled to fight others.

Basically forgettable except for Harley. Has bunches of characters nobody has heard of or cares about.


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Ghostbusters – (2016 movie)

2016-07-26
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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/
https://www.ghostbusters.com/

Having fallen from grace, two friends are reunited in their pursuit of ghosts, eventually forming a band of four who fight them. And stuff.

This is neither a sequel to the actual Ghostbusters – (1984 movie), nor is it anything in its style or quality. It’s just a theft of the franchise. It shits all over it. Ignoring all of that, it’s still an awful movie on its own.

This is not a comedy! Don’t mistake it for one! The only funny scene had nothing to do with the main characters.

This is a steaming pile of shit. Do not watch it!

This is officially non-cannon.



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