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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212720/
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A corporation takes advantage of a grieving mother by using her to test a prototype robot in the guise of a little boy played by the actor from The Sixth Sense – (1999 movie) playing himself but in this movie.

Maybe in context it was special, but it’s pretty obvious and tedious, and the incredibly drawn-out and potentially multiple-endings fucking suck man. If you’re into robots, you should totally watch this.. once.

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See also:

• Humans – (2015 show)

• Everything Wrong With A.I. Artificial Intelligence in 21 Minutes or Less

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• 2023-04-28

• I’ve seen this before, some time ago, at least once but possibly more than once.

2023-04-28 ∞

• Reading

  • The ruined world and dystopia are glossed over in just so much text.

• 1:15 — Climate alarmism and the population lie.

  • The polar ice caps melting and the cities being drowned by the oceans, just like the 1988 predictions which totally came true.
• 2:00 — Just like solar panels, robots need maintenance and are a horrible long-term solution.
• 5:30 — This is exactly the right actor for exactly this presentation.
• 6:15 — Oh, humans can love objects easily enough. Women fall in love with text.
• 7:15 — Twenty months later.

• 8:00 —

  • Robin Hood
  • Robin of Sherwood was a TV series.
  • Michael Morpurgo is in fact an author, but I see no reference of him writing “Robin of Sherwood”. He wrote Outlaw: The Story of Robin Hood in 2012 though, but recall that this movie was from 2001.
• 11:15 — Maybe teach the robot to blink and not see dead people..
• 11:45 — Did he really expect a woman to know what to do?
• 13:30 — See also Humans – (2015 show)
• 15:15 — Are you sure this isn’t a horror movie? Any believed mother would consider it..
• 16:30 — The mug teleported out of her hand.
• 18:30 — Yes, married couples don’t lock the bathroom door.
• 20:45 — Putting that thing in her son’s room would absolutely not fly in this world. I guess in their dystopic future she’s been trained and damaged enough to act like this..
• 21:30 — So I guess the kid is in suspended animation?
• 25:30 — So are the roles reversed now? The woman becomes a mommy (since she can’t be a parent). So the toy is a surrogate. So just like I said, women can fall in love with text.
• 34:45 — The Adventures of Pinocchio – (1883 book), by Carlo Collodi
• 44:30 — Good thing there are men around, since all the women are doing nothing at all.
• 54:30 — This is exactly the right actor for exactly this scene.
• 1:08:00 — Oh my god, is that Chris Rock? Apparently that character’s name is “Peanut Butter”.
• 1:13:00 — Time (magazine)
• 1:13:45 — Why the fuck would people be standing so near that?
• 1:14:00 — White elephant
• 1:16:00 — A play on “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.” from John 8:7
• 1:24:00 — So about getting those men hookers?
• 1:26:30 — This is a parody of Albert Einstein.
• 1:30:45 — That’s the voice of Robin Williams.
• 1:31:00 — Manhattan

• 1:46:30 —

  • Why would they all be made the same? People going outside would meet one another and see their clones.
  • Why would one of the robots move?
• 1:47:30 — Aah yes, now I recall this stuff. This is ending #1; suicide.
• 1:48:00 — So does he float? Are there currents? Are those mecha fishes?
• 1:49:15 — Ending #2.
• 1:50:00 — Ending #3.
• 1:40:15 — Handy that it’s submersible, and that he can now pilot it. It would have been cool if it leaked, given that he doesn’t need to breathe. That would be a commentary on how this thing isn’t designed for this.
• 1:53:00 — Ending #4; trap him and fade to black.
• 1:54:00 — “Please make me a real actor.”
• 1:55:30 — Ending #5; he fades away.
• 2:06:15 — Teddy has pockets for some reason. Ending #6; just fade to black.
• 2:07:15 — So.. what are the ethics here? Are they making an automaton? How will they make her act correctly? Is it all based on his memories of her? Eww.

2:09:30 — Given that they have many cells, I suppose they could keep some individuals alive for a thousand years of single days. Or just keep people awake for forever.

• 2:09:45 — This is some bullshit..
• 2:11:45 — Oh my god make this movie stop.
• 2:12:45 — The hair had the memories up until the point it was cut, therefore she is horrified by him.
• 2:13:15 — I’m still confused as to how the robot cries but can’t drink.
• 2:14:15 — So she’s dumb and can’t remember anything else? Oh, she’s artificial..
• 2:16:00 — Seven candles.
• 2:17:00 — I guess the aliens/future robots are marionetting her.

• 2:18:00 — But Teddy was immortal and basic human philosophies compelled him to take over the alien race and start a civil war leading to their extinction THE END.

You know what, this was a tedious movie with nothing unique to it. Maybe in it’s time I liked it, but that punchable kid and the multiple long-winded endings spoiled it.