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When Black Birds Fly - (2015 movie) image

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4007068/

An acid trip of a pseudo movie thing.

Uh..



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Avalon - (2001 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267287/
http://www.miramax.com/movie/avalon

A player advances through an illegal hyper-real virtual reality combat game.

Artistic, slow and bad.

  • Trailer
  • This is more sepia than black-and-white.


Space Cop - (2016 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3892384/
https://redlettermedia.vhx.tv/packages/space-cop-movie-only/videos/space-cop-full-movie

I don't know what this low effort thing is supposed to be, but it's intolerably bad. I don't mind that it's low budget, but it's bad because it's extraordinarily low effort.



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Being John Malkovich - (1999 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/
was jmincorporated.com

For some reason, John Malkovich has a psychic vagina that allows others to enter into him to view or even control.

A fun and weird movie with a dark unethical undertone.



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Project Almanac - (2015 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2436386/
was welcometoyesterday.com
was projectalmanac.com
https://www.uphe.com/movies/yesterday

Highschool students discover prototype equipment and plans for a time machine, and become highschool students with a time machine; which is a bad idea.

A fantastic movie.



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Per Aspera Ad Astra - (1981 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126237/

I really don't know what was going on. It's so long and so awkward.

Terrible.



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The Prestige - (2006 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/

Formerly-partnered magicians become dangerous rivals.

Fair at best; incredibly obvious. It's comes across as a period piece to me; I don't find it even remotely intellectually stimulating.



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