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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275773/
movie.softgarage.com/versus/ (not archived)
In a forest where any who die rise as zombies, an escaped convict does something something.
I got 1/3 in and got bored. It’s too over-the-top.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359013/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/blade-trinity
Blade meets other vampire hunters who are working against vampire plans to resurrect the progenitor vampire to try to make better vampires. Again.
A mediocre movie. For big fans of the first two, this is recommended. For people who found the first one okay and the second one merely passable, this can be safely skipped.
For fans of either of Jessica Biel or Ryan Reynolds, this is a look into their future movies.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1538403/
A girl learns she has magic powers and stuff when a bad guy and his henchmen who all like demons hunt her down for a thing she has.
A superhero-girl-witch movie. Adorable and stuff. Recommended for girls who are fans of this adorable trope genre.
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(trailer)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2309961/
was cbsfilms.com/afflicted/
Two friends go on vacation, with one of them seriously ill and possibly dying, but a new illness progresses.
How do I describe this without spoiling it? I know a lot of people don’t like found-footage movies, but this one is quite good as it actually shows everything.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/
https://www.ghostbusters.com/
Having fallen from grace, two friends are reunited in their pursuit of ghosts, eventually forming a band of four who fight them. And stuff.
This is neither a sequel to the actual Ghostbusters – (1984 movie), nor is it anything in its style or quality. It’s just a theft of the franchise. It shits all over it. Ignoring all of that, it’s still an awful movie on its own.
This is not a comedy! Don’t mistake it for one! The only funny scene had nothing to do with the main characters.
This is a steaming pile of shit. Do not watch it!
This is officially non-cannon.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3727982/
was http://avaspossessions.com/
Some bullshit about a woman who has issues with being possessed.
I saw bits and pieces of it, and instantly hated it. It’s being noted so I can definitely never see it.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0806027/
was lastblood.asmik-ace.co.jp
was sonypictures.com/movies/bloodthelastvampire
Vampires are real, and a secret council, whose formation is never explained, support a good-vampire on her mission to mercilessly slaughter bad-vampires in search for the worst-vampire who she was told killed her father.
For a while I was quite captivated by this movie. It was good in every respect, but it seemed to take a turn for the worse half way through, and just kept sliding. Overall it’s good, but elements of it are too similar to other famous movies for me to really find it interesting, especially since those elements are rushed.
It’s decent enough to recommend for a one-time watch.
Based on the anime Blood: The Last Vampire (2000). Other media exist based on that anime:
See also Buffy the Vampire Slayer – (1997 show) for a similar slayer concept.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1524134/ Orcs resurface into and threaten a national park. While definitely a B-movie, this is well-written and well-acted. It doesn’t really have comedy like most B-movies though, so it doesn’t “work” all that well. Still, I think it’s worth a watch. See also:
Entertainment > Movies > (on Wikipedia) A mockumentary about four vampire flatmates in New Zealand. Bad. This is supposed to be comedy. I’m not laughing. From what little I saw, I doubt it will get any better.
(on Wikipedia) Evil returns to find Ash. Playful. It is clearly capitalizing on the success of the franchise, but it’s not really interesting to me, as though it’s stretching out the story ideas. It’s okay, though not especially recommended. I watched a bit of it, but I’d rather do other things with my life. |
