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_Dungeons.txt & Dragons

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2906216/
https://www.paramountmovies.com/movies/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves

A deadbeat dad decides resurrecting his dead wife is more important than raising his daughter.

Another low-effort, shitty, man-hating, adventure movie.


Hugo - (2011 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970179/
https://www.facebook.com/HugoMovie

An orphan struggles to survive, all the while working to repair an automaton that prompts an adventure.

Not among the greats, but it’s a quiet, quaint, watchable, movie.


Three-Body - (2023 show) poster

Entertainment > Television >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20242042/
https://weibo.com/u/7470196136

A drama about a secret society of nerds? I don’t know.

Fuck man, this show is utterly alien. It’s Chinese, and this storytelling is just fucking terrible. I guess I’ll wait for the American version.



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Mission꞉ Impossible - Ghost Protocol - (2011 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229238/

Nukes are bad, mmkay.

More meh.

  • Trailer
  • Properly titled Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol




  1. Mission꞉ Impossible – (1996 movie)
  2. Mission꞉ Impossible 2 – (2000 movie)
  3. Mission꞉ Impossible – Ghost Protocol – (2011 movie)

2023-05-03

Wow they really took their time between movies..

Mission꞉ Impossible 2 - (2000 movie) poster

Entertainment > Movies >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120755/

A reverse-documentary about covid where the good guys win.

Maybe in it’s time it was good, but I tuned out. I guess I’ll watch the rest of the series, but this comes off as forgettably-episodic. Recommended only for people who like the first one, and who would like a bubblegum version of the samey “safe” spy/crime movies.

  • Properly titled Mission: Impossible 2
  • stylized as M:I-2
  • Trailer



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Mission꞉ Impossible - (1996 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117060/

A CIA agent find himself embroiled in a hunt for a mole in the agency.

Pretty good; I can see why it was popular at the time.



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One Hundred and One Dalmatians - (1961 movie) image

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055254/
https://movies.disney.com/101-dalmatians-1961

A single woman is obsessed with fur to the point of hunting puppies.

Quaint and watchable.



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AKA - (2023 movie) image

Entertainment > Movies >

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27197387/

A special forces undercover guy is sent as himself to rapid-infiltrate a group of bad guys to stop a terrorist plot, but he’s s nice guy deep down (or something).

Very watchable, and very French. If you know and like your French military/police type movies, you’ll like this.



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