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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3460252/
was thehatefuleight.com
Some people with accents drive a carriage through the snow and talk a lot.
Oh god, this was supposed to be good? If it can’t get interesting in the first half an hour then why in the fuck should I continue watching?
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/
https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens
Random people go on a merry adventure looking for Luke.
DO NOT WATCH Not just because it takes a steaming dump overtop of the already steaming dumpyness of the prequels, but because it’s badly written and unresolved. Go and watch The Matrix Reloaded – (2003 movie) instead. That piece of shit somehow has less issues.
Followed by Rogue One – (2015 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1663202/
https://www.20thcenturystudios.com/movies/the-revenant
In a barely-colonial North America, a semi-savage man survives some harsh shit in search for a dude that did some stuff that he doesn’t like.
Slow and pretty. I’m certain this would appeal to some people, just not to me. It’s cinematic, outdoorsy, survivalistic, travelling, manly and all that. But it’s slow and nerve-wracking as fuck.
.. which is in turn inspired by the story of Hugh Glass.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274905/
A crew on route to a space station learns that it’s crippled by a meteor storm.
It’s 1990s quality. Seeing as it’s a TV movie, that’s not surprising. Overall it’s fair, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
There is the occasional unsubtitled Russian language bit, but they are meant to be unobtrusive.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4644382/
Something about trolls and such, and a little boy who probably becomes a hero.
I didn’t get very far into this. It’s way too over-the-top childish for my tastes. I would recommend this be watched by a parent with their kid. It seems action-packed yet “safe”. Nobody dies, even through major fight scenes.
You may think that “is back” would mean this is a sequel. It is not.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2759066/
With his sister in trouble with the local semi-mob, a man works to pay off her debts but gets in too deep.
It’s generally slow and brooding, doesn’t get to the point and has an unsatisfying ending. Not recommended.
Not related to Dutch Kills, a subsection of Long Island City, New York City, New York, United States.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4235342/
The Golden Cane, the symbol and ultimate power of the House of the Golden Cane, is to be passed to one of the four students, but there is jealousy among them.
A very well-written and well-told story. It’s also refreshing to see something from a non-standard “martial arts movie country”. Definitely worth a watch for fans of the genre. It’s overall quality makes me recommend it even to those who don’t normally like movies like this. This is not a “kung fu flick”.
Known as Pendekar Tongkat Emas in Indonesia.
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was https://www.fox.com/gotham/
The early days of Gotham City.
This loiters on all the named characters, trying to explore their backstories. I didn’t like it.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3316948/
https://web.archive.org/web/20180826122256/http://www.americanultrathemovie.com/
When attacked, an idiot stoner learns he has training he never knew he had.
An unintellectual fluffy bubblegum action movie. Easy on the brain and good for the common man. Not a spy movie as such. Recommended for beers and popcorn with friends. Still worth a watch for others who can just barely tolerate such brain-candy.
